* SLAM! - Party Rock'zine *

Dr. Gonzo

Last week one f my Go-Go Gonzo Girls asked me for some X-mas presents, so I stareted looking at some sites of tipycal French product such as parfumes, fashion clothes, porno-fetish videos, dildos, you know all that shit that made Paris known.
Just when I was thinking to be caught in a transexual S/M internet freakshow, I discovered it was the Undercover Slut webpage.
Freaky, because it looks much more as a telephone hookers site or nazi-sexshop...
Oh, well, but I've just remembered that sometimes I work for those dirty webzine called Slam! and maybe it could be a check for me if I bring an interview with one of the most unique goth-glam-industrial outfit on the place, so I've done a few questions to UCS leader Mr, "O" himself....

Let's begin introducing your band to the people that should be unfamilar with it... And why did you chose for name the title of and old 70es porn comic??
UNDERCOVER SLUT is Paris #1 nightmare since World War II. Industrial Glamour Punk terrorism act making U.S. of AmeriKKKa mainstream shock rock outfits looking like NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK! I stole our name from that pornographic comic book since it seemed very appropriate to who we are.

Oh, well guys, so, are you glam, goth, industrial or what fucking else?
Could you imagine Adolf Hitler fucking Brigitte Bardot doggy style and having unwanted brats? That's us! Our image falls somewhere between french vintage glamorama and german nazi decline.

My friend JC from Bastia told me that in the whole France everybody hate Paris citizens, and they're considered morons... is it true?
I didn't know that island was part of France! Jealousy, Jealousy, Jealousy!!! Those fuckers hate Paris just because it's the UNDERCOVER SLUT birthplace and headquarters! By the way, I cannot stand parisian people either...

Where did you take those glammy-goth image? Aren't you disturbed by the fact that people should look at you and think: -oh, another Manson-wannabee band-?
Fuck that wicked clown! I've been wearing make-up for ages. All of my regards to sir Max Factor.

I've noticed you've started some gigs thru the parisienne night-scene. What kind of club dig your stuff, and did you gain your spotlight in the city or are you still an underground animal?
We're like commercial whores! We can play in Goth nights, R'N'R ones, Punk squatts, metal ones, etc... We're that cheap!!!

You've got a long discographic history, can you resume it for us, and spend a word or two abut your latest CD? And what a cool title it has, but what does it means?
Those homemade tapes and CD's are our propaganda tools! Our latest one "Naziconographick: Terrorism Tracks For Nihilistic Numbers." is my vision of today's society. The "nazis" being 99% of the 'human beings' on planet earth today, nothing to do with Hitler's 1939-1945 european tour.

Usually you look like a female-ghost of someone who died in pain. Does it means that on Halloween night you take out the make-up, and wear Armani suits with fancy ties??
What is Halloween?

Are you related with any other cool band in Paris/France, or are UCS in a league of their own?
UNDERCOVER SLUT is fuckin' unique!!!

You're hanging around from a few years, you had a Japanese album out, a settled formation and play and compose regulary... so, what about finding a decent contract on some indie label?
I don't want any indie label to sign us. It's either the way it is rite now or one big motherfuckin' deal with a huge company, no less.

Did you ever bought (maybe in your teenage days) any of those *fantastic* bands: Keel, Slik Toxic, Wild Boyz, Tyketto, Wildside, XYZ, Stryper, Nitro, Vinnie Vincent Invasion, Diamond Rexx... Be honest man!!
VINNIE VINCENT: fuck yeah, I love transexuals! WILDSIDE: let's fuck that teenage whore on that cover!! DIAMOND REXX: Nikki Sixx ugly sisters rule!!!

Actually, what kind of noise you dig, and which of the new/latest band influence your songwriting and UCS...? Latest record bought...?
LIL' KIM, PUBLIC ENEMY, OUTKAST, N.W.A., etc... Last record bought is LIL' KIM's "Hard Core"... And fuck no!!! We're not going to sell out, we'll never try to sound like those white niggers from that Beverly Hills 'hood!!! Nu-metal community needs to be shot!

How old are you man? What about cutting your hairs, taking off the dark cloths, buying a fancy car, getting a cool job like in a bank or insurance and marry your highschool fiancee?!?
Old enough to enter any brothel in the U.S. of AmeriKKKa!

I've seen you're working on some self-produced video project, can you tell me mre about it? it looks intriguing...
Our video for "Evil Star Virus" has been completed for at least 6 months now! However that one for "My H.I.V. Beauty Queen" is still on hiatus because of its hardcore content... Kill that politically correct video director!

What's your opinion about the "new" alternative bands that wear make-up and have theatrical approach Like Mr.Manson himself, Korn, Slipknot, Coal Chamber... is it a new trend? And what do you think abot the "minor" bands in heavy make-up like Murderdolls or Peppermint Creeps for example?
Fashion victims always die!

Whay you always take your photos in the subway or in some dirty basement? What about some sun??
There's no sun in Paris!

Have you ever been in Italy, and would you like to?
Never been to Italy! Send me one 1st class plane ticket rite now!

Do you know the meaning of the Italian world "pompino"? Hey, don't ask it to your Italian friend dude!!
No! Does that mean "pimp" in italian?
No, not exactly, it means blowjob, but nice try...

You guys really look like sick and twisted people, so do you think dead girls are sexy? Did you ever masturbate watching photos of dead women??
See that look in their eyes, they're sexy when they're dying, not when they're dead! Dead meat smells like shit!

Do you like to make strange dance remixes of your tracks, like Rob Zombie do for example, or the "mix" word in your tracks is just part f the title?
It's usually the better version, or the least worst!

If you want to add something, say "hi mom", fuck or threaten someone, this is the moment...
Hey religious fanatics everywhere, cheers for your death threats! I still regularly piss on your 'holy' science fiction books, you primitive muslim, jewish and christian fuckers! Start getting smart before giving me lessons.
You'll obviously never learn...

OK, what if for some reason I'm in Paris and I want to get laid with someone, what I must do? Any cool advice...?
Tell those chicks you're an UNDERCOVER SLUT!
Oh, I'll do it next time me and my buddies will be hanging out late night in Pigalle...